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Salmoning

An AIM bot used like a three way call; The Salmon (using a screen name with Salmon in it) IMs you when you update a website like LiveJournal (assuming you have provided a screen name on your profile) and when you respond, you are connected with another person being Salmoned at random. This usually results in confusion for both parties but in lulz for the operator salmoning, who gets to read the entire conversation until they begin using their own screen names to talk.
Salmoning is probably fun but the operators never say who they are.

I wonder if CredulousSalmon is salmoning.
by High on Life August 1, 2008
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salmoning

Swimming upstream feverishly but getting nowhere. Only to end up tired and dead when the swim is over.
The Oracle RAC installation on VCS has us all salmoning until Brian finally nailed it.
by DaveTheToolMan September 3, 2007
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Salmoning

When someone answers an obvious question, someone can shout "salmon on the floor" and the answerer must lie on the floor, wiggle like a salmon and shout "I'm a salmon".
(On a Monday)
"Is it Monday?"
"Yes"
"Salmon on the floooor!!!!"
*Answerer begins salmoning*
by Joanna Barret Hound April 26, 2012
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Salting the land

The destruction of a womens vagina due to having to much sex
Hey dude I am totally going to reck the girl.
Dude to late she has been salting the land for awhile
Damn on to the next chick
by Saltingyourland July 12, 2010
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Salting the Napkin

1. When you ejaculate in a girl and say you did not.

2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.
Guy 1: I think Shannon is pregnant.

Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.

Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.
by The saltier the better June 14, 2012
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salting season

the opposite of cuffing season. time to dumb, be dumped and throw SALT on all those happy winter relationships
i don't have to buy her a christmas present bc im celebrating salting season early this year
by boobooheeboo November 27, 2016
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Salmoning

When two males dock one another, but one begins to urinate with great force into the other's urethra.

It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.
As Jeff was docking Dave, he realized he needed to take a piss. "Just salmon me, baby." Dave said.

"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."
by Phantumps December 6, 2016
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