by Smokeyswirly September 03, 2021
a person who doesn't talk and is extremely boring and doesn't show emotion, but somehow everyone loves them
by thegadester February 27, 2017
A woman (or gay man) who stays fit by eating nothing but saltines. This person also benefits from being a cheap date.
by BowtieBoy August 28, 2019
a derogatory term for a stereotypical white person, especially for one who is lacking in culture, personality, or other identifying traits.
“My neighbor is literally an unsalted saltine- he said he was making something with ‘spicy peppers’ last night, but the only peppers he used were bell peppers.”
by CrispitySmuggity March 14, 2024
by Wayne Wiggins December 12, 2018
Friend 1: hey can you pick up something for me at the store
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment
by xruser May 20, 2022
So Fred’s not shy, he just sucks. When I asked him what his favorite hobby was he said “towels”. I gotta break up with that human pile of saltine dust.
by madinah :) May 04, 2022