Salsa boy

A guy who likes to chug salsa when ever he can. When not chugging salsa he will usualy start singing a salsa song while throwing salsa at people.

Hay salsa boy got enough salsa their

by Xxx_Sterben_xxX May 15, 2016

Salsa Blaster

A salsa blaster is where you take a shot of tequila, put a drop of salsa in your eye, and then snort a line of salt.

We going to do some salsa blasters when we hit up the party.

Lets spice things up, anyone up for a salsa blaster?

by Just 1 Guy May 2, 2010

Salsa Bowl

a retarded person; or one who "don't quite get it"

the trick is to mold an infants skull into a bowl shape while it's still soft so you and your pals can use it as a salsa bowl during Monday night football. The poor child will grow up retarded, but it was for a good cause.

by Brisko53 October 19, 2010

Salsa ass

An painfull rectum condition in which a subject experiences a painful burning feeling rectum and anis region. It is also often associated after eating hot or spicey foods.

After eating all of those hot wings, boy do I sure have Salsa ass.

by TheRealWolfy June 8, 2007

Salsa Fucked

When you make nachos only to find out that you have no salsa left and therefore making your nachos useless.

Bob (with huge plate of nachos): " Where is the Salsa?"

Lisa: "Oh I finished it yesterday"

Bob: "I cant believe you just salsa fucked me!"

by nachomanorama December 17, 2008

Salsa Fever

Salsa Fever
A more sexy, politically and racially correct term used to denote a white or black persons sexual attraction to a Latino person of any nationality.
hey you know that nerdy white guy that works in receiving well he has got "Salsa Fever" bad for the new Puerto Rican girl in shipping.

tags:latin, fever, brown fever, latin relations, white and latin, mexican lover, latin lover, puerto rican, cuban, brazilian, south american

Yo, girl you know your ex Man Ray Ray I heard he got "Salsa Fever" apparently Laquisha saw him with a this little Cuban skeezer at the swap meet.

My sisters news boy friend is mexican, I guess "salsa fever" is just going around these days.
by dejay D-stone on Jan 19, 2010

by dejayD-stone January 19, 2010

Salsa Shot

A shot of pace picante salsa that must be taken after a minimum of twelve games of beer pong to ensure that you vomit and have a shitty ass hangover that makes you feel horrid.

Rick: Horton why the hell are you taking salsa shots?
Horton: Shut the fuck up I'm a man's man!

by Lizard Fuckhead Bitch ASS January 8, 2009