the local news which revolves around the chaotic city of salisbury including 2 girls the age of 12 and 15 getting assaulted by boys who were 7 and 9 (useless bitches) and also some random shit that would be going down in the shithole town of andover which is in hampshire not wiltshire IDK what to say anymore so yeah
by big fat tubby December 27, 2022
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by The Boat Man February 3, 2022
Get the Salisbury Fist mug.Okayed be honest this is a south town of middle class privileges but there are many council benefiting chavs. If you are lucky you may get through a day outside only seeing one chav however there are many pubescent wannabe chavs killing their lungs. There are 7 main schools, Swgs (get gay or get nonced on), Bws (act hard like chavs with their tiny willys), WSE (2nd worst place to go due to their burning lungs and obsolete brains), St Joes (lets be honest no one really knows who they are but they are “tryhards ”), Sarum Academy (“sports academy” but always gets trampled on by Swgs and Bws + worst areas to go to school), Trafalgar and Burgate ( both are too irrelevant to have their own Definition) and that’s it your daily does of pubescent kids. On a good day you may only see a few WSE in town acting like inbreds due to their lack of public decency. I can’t believe I forgot the private schools, no one really talks to them.
Jack “have you heard Salisbury is the best place to live in the Uk”
Novichok “guess my plan didn’t work”
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by AnonymousNovix October 27, 2019
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