[Number 1 Rated Salesman 1997]

What Deltarune character Spamton refers to himself.

HEY EVERY ! EVERY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman 1997

by SethtotheG March 4, 2026

Salesmanipulationship

A more accurate term to describe the art of "Salesmanship".

As selling people things in our consumer culture is about wants, not needs; appealing to ego and irrational desires, not demonstrating the long-term value of owning the product.
Salesmanipulationship is about deceit, coercion, and putting someone into a pressure-cooker so they are unable to think critically on what they are about to do.

A woman went into the shop to buy a $50 black dress, she came out not only with the dress but with nearly $60 in accessories for it, thanks to the clerk's Salesmanipulationship.

by -spectre- March 20, 2010

Saleman

This name originates from the ancient Hebrew word "Sal" which literally means sexy-genius. Thus the term Sal-e-man is used to describe a man of such character. In the modern day it is used as a name for a man with chiselled good looks and great intellect. It is also widely known that Saleman is sweet, sensible, and sensitive. The kinda guy you would wana spend eternity with and never get bored. Someone you would love to your hearts content and more.

Some scholars also use the word "Saleman" for the feeling of being in love.

by suleman November 20, 2007

Number 1 Rated Salesman1997

Spamton

HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman1997
SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!

by UrbanDicter1 February 21, 2022

Salesmanned

When you get talked into getting something, usually overpriced, that you didnt want or need because of a clever salesman.

"Look at this stainless steel pencil sharpener I just got from the SharperImage?"
"Dude.. how much.."
"..Fourty."
"Oh God you got salesmanned!"

by Corey2008 January 2, 2009

salesian high school

Half the student body got kicked out already

Step kid : yo why u transfer

Salesian kid:I got kicked out for throw a snowball
Salesian high school

by Vaginia sizzzsss March 7, 2019

salisman

A manchild who tries to sell with a deep staten island accent. Often a salisman will have deep yellow stains on his unwashed fingers from smoke and nicotine. The salisman will almost always have a low closing percentage and be forced to wear out of style clothing. The salisman will let his eyebrows grow to unheard of lengths. He will act much like a fatta and in the summer months resort to wearing his shorts very long in the salfatta style. Many salismen have been rubbed by the testemorph.

Sally cried out "Please Wobert, DON'T MAKE ME A SALISMAN!"

by A Palumbo September 4, 2007