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by Skyrim550 April 7, 2022

On a Donkey's Left Toe

verb;
The toe of a donkey, preferably on the left side.

I swear on a donkey's left toe that Greta left her husband for Tom.

by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022

Hopping on someone's dick

Kissing someone's ass.

Girl: *Talking to some guy at a party* Wow you're soooo funny, om my gosh haha!
Other guy: Damn girl, why you always gotta be hopping on someone's dick?

by A Female CEO December 6, 2016

on iSim's day

A phrase used for saying that something is never taking place

We're going to meet on iSim's day!

by IssaDonut December 4, 2017

Knocking on Heaven's Door

When a turn is at the pearly gates of your butthole.

"Dude I gotta shit so bad, it's knocking on heaven's door!"

by 😂🤣 November 18, 2019

Cheering on people's deaths

Is no different than advocating for the death penalty.

Hym "Cheering on people's deaths is proof that you ALSO want your political enemies dead. Why is it that you think advocating for it is worse? I mean, if you're like Frankie over there, you don't just want them to die but you want them to live a miserable life and die in disgrace and you want YOU to be directly responsible for them having to love a miserable life. Which is just a slower and more sadistic way of killing someone. You're just a big of piece of shit as they are. Don't delude yourself. Rest in piss? Remember that? You're only not advocating for their death to escape liability. And no other reason"

by Hym Iam June 4, 2024

David's outlook on life

You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should.

David's outlook on life: See above "You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should."

by David Aruna March 24, 2023