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Dutch Rotisserie 

A group of men get together and form a circle. Each person will whip out their dicks and place their left hand as if they are in jerking off formation. The person on the left side will then proceed his right hand on the wrist of the hold’ie then in a calm no homo action, everyone will proceed to gently shake the wrist of the person to the right of you. Creating a Dutch Rotisserie.
Chris: “Wow what an experience I’ve never been a part of a Dutch Rotisserie before!”

Dylan: “I thought you guys were talking about lunch that was an amazing experience!”

James: “I’ve done a lot of crazy experiences in my day. Glad I can cross out a Dutch Rotisserie with the boys!”
Dutch Rotisserie by MegaBong September 9, 2023
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romanian rotisserie 

when you take a steaming shit on someone’s chest and then goon on them until you reach a state of goontosis
Lucas! Imma take a romanian rotisserie on your chest!
romanian rotisserie by theDestryctor February 26, 2024

Hot Rotisserie Chicken

A nasty, sweaty, post-fuck pussy that's been pounded so hard and long it’s swollen, bright red, and literally dripping a hot mix of cum, pussy juice, and ass sweat like grease spinning off a Hot Rotisserie Chicken. The whole crotch smells like warm deli meat and regret.
I tapped your mom last night. Left her with a Hot Rotisserie Chicken.

Dry-mouth rotisserie 

The declining of spit-roasting.
“James Let’s spit-roast her.”
How about dry-mouth rotisserie John”

Crotisseried 

Evolutionary form of being rotisserie which is once achieved when you’re crossed and high at the same time
I smoked a shit ton but now after drinking I’m straight crotisseried

Rofisterie 

One fist goes in the mouth, and the other fist goes in the ass, then you start spinning.
I rofisteried that dog.
Rofisterie by Littledick August 5, 2017

Hotisserie 

A hotisserie is when a person is penetrated orally and either vaginally or anally at the same time. The two penises inserted at both ends function similar to a skewer allowing the penetrated person to be lifted and spun around like a piece of meat being grilled on a rotisserie.
When I arrived home early from work I discovered my girlfriend playing hotisserie with 2 guys from work.
Hotisserie by Finn Gerbang July 31, 2018