ROTFLMAO

1. Abbreviated form of Rotten Flamingo (if spelled oddly)
2. Chat/MSG speak for "Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off." For the insanely lazy and long-winded.

1. Look at that plastic ROTFLMAO in that yard.

2. ROTFLMAO!!!! You are SOOOO funny!

by Moose September 24, 2003

ROTFLMAO

A chatroom abbreviation used mainly by imbeciles, usually in response to something mildly, often very mildly, amusing. People who use this type of shorthand should be avoided like the Spanish flu.

I would've married her, but I found out that she goes into chatrooms and uses shorthand like LOL and ROTFLMAO. Therefore, I broke off our engagement and changed the locks to my apartment.

by My dixie wrecked November 25, 2003

rotflmaoaysfrotflyao

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off at you stupid fuckers rolling on the floor laughing your asses off

I'm rotflmaoaysfrotflyao because I just found out everyone knows I'm Gay.

by Kelly u see what I'm sayin November 7, 2006

ROTFL

Roll On The Floor Laughing

if you are talking on AOL Instant Messenger:

Guy 1- Yeh man, and then he died.

Guy 2- Ha ha, im ROTFL.

Guy 1- Man, he died, its not that funny.

by NameBrand October 18, 2006

ROKFD

An elite group of members who perform many acts of kick-assery and the such. They are regarded poorly by their peers, but in the past they were of the highest calibur of member. All who come near an ROKFD rampage will be severly wounded and should be rushed to a hospital immediately. Never ask to join the ROKFD for they harbour no allies only enemies.

ROKFD stands for Rotten Octopus Kung Fu Dicks.

The ROKFD came in destroyed our crops, ravaged our women, and defiled the goat.

by Elmdor March 5, 2005

ROTFLCOPTER

Rolling on the floor laughing, but doing so in a circular motion.

Jimmy: How was the show?
Jimmy jr.: It made me ROTFLCOPTER.

by Jimmy lobster lol face January 17, 2012

ROTFL

Variant spelling of ROFL that only people who aren't familiar enough with chatspeak use. They try to make others believe this is the one to write instead.

Person: Dude, a lvl 50 guy just got pwned by a noob in WoW!

Other person: ROTFL!!

Person: It's ROFL! Don't you know chatspeak at all?

Other person: What's chatspeak?

Person: wtf are you on here for if you don't know?

by xzfs April 26, 2008