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Housecat Roommate

A roommate who comes and goes with no heads up or warning. Oftentimes, they disappear in the middle of day and don't return until late at night. They also leave alcohol at the door, in similar fashion to a cat with dead animals.
My bro is such a Housecat Roommate. H literally vanished at noon yesterday, and he got back at two in the morning. Where does he go?
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016
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roommate incest

participating in "bedroom" activities with one's room/housemates.
she invited me to hook up with them! like a threesome... i do NOT participate in roommate incest thankyouverymuch!!
by hottie with a body July 16, 2008
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Roommate Rule

Roommate A is aloud to order Roommate B to drink a shot in under 10 seconds if Roommate B is feeling upset and Roommate A feels that Roommate B needs a shot.
"I'm upset" Roommate B
"Dude, take a shot" Roommate A
"Nah, I'm too upset to take a shot!" Roommate B
"dude!, TAKE A SHOT! ROOMMATE RULE" Roommate A
"Ugh, well, if it's roommate rule then i guess i have to!" Roommate B
by Frank Fioretti January 5, 2008
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asian roommate

crasian who brings in random people and smokes or takes pills to the effect that she touches her other roommates and generally acts like a whorebag
Dude, my asian roommate is a freaking whore!!
Man, my roommate is so asian!
My roommate just pulled an asian!
by whaler ahab March 20, 2008
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Best Roommate

Tracy, otherwise known as Ashley's roommate.
"Tracy, you are the best roommate ever!" says Ashley.
by Ashley April 21, 2005
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roommate switch

When two couples are having sex in the same room, switch partners after finishing and then repeat the act.
"Dan and Colin always pull the roommate switch after parties."
by Stephen Vassen January 11, 2008
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