ronan: after we all become hedonistic bionic transvestites who wipe our asses with the curtains in the palace of versailles, all the major international metropolitan areas will be bombed
The gayest person you could ever meet. If you know a Ronald who claims to be straight they are obviously lying to you. Ronan’s also can’t keep secrets for shit.
“Hey what is Ronan like?”
“OMG don’t even bother he is the gayest person you could ever meet and you can’t trust him with anything”
Ronans are the sexiest men, after Liams of course. They pull all the girls with there amazing personality and great looks, he can say very dumb shit but is often saved by Liams. He is the best rapper and is not a simp.
Ronan is very adorable and cute he likes to dip his balls in soy sauce he once said “ it expands me balls mum” he is usually the shortest friend in the group and they bully him for him for his height but his friends do love him and care for him a lot. He has a best mate that is pretty tall and they are very close they are unstoppable! Ronan tends to get a little jealous of his best friends because he gets all the girls. And when they are together it’s all about his bestfriend and ronan can’t stand that so he likes to chew on him you may be thinking why does ronan Chew on his best friend well you see his bestfriend is very chewy and he’s African so is ronan but he is a white African his best friend is a real African anyway they love riding bikes together they like girls that start with the letter abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz ronan has caramel latte eyes yum yum