by Elatte February 4, 2017
Get the ribbie mug.When a male wiggles his penis while ejaculating so rather than coming out in a straight line, the semen is expelled in a squiggly fashion. Commonly used when cumming onto a girl's face to sneak it into her hair or eyes.
She kept telling me to cum on her so I gave her the ribbon dancer.
I was quite proud when I went from a houdini into ribbon dancer into a sad clown into a mushroom stamp.
I was quite proud when I went from a houdini into ribbon dancer into a sad clown into a mushroom stamp.
by TheJizzerOfOz July 21, 2009
Get the The Ribbon Dancer mug.When a guy fucks your ass and as he pulls out, the suction from the removal pulls the ejaculate out and because it's coming from the ass, it looks like caramel coloured ribbon coming out.
You should have seen the Caramel Ribbon come out of her ass when I pulled out. It went all over the floor.
by MobDP June 14, 2013
Get the Caramel Ribbon mug.A blue ribbon hog is a man’s penis that is exceptionally large. Like in “Charlotte’s Web,” Wilbur receives the blue ribbon for being the most outstanding hog. Most often, a hog will receive the blue ribbon for being the biggest hog in the state fair. Thus, a man with a gigantic penis can be dubbed to have a blue ribbon hog.
by birdman2346 January 21, 2019
Get the Blue Ribbon Hog mug.The most storied beer in the history of county fairs. At or about the turn of the century, Cletus Pabst, a notoriously violent drunkard and dancing fiend, began entering his home-brewed libation in hog and heffer contests at fairs in southern Ohio. Eventually, partly out of pitty, mostly out of fear of having their children beaten and/or danced with, judges awarded Mr Pabst's dirty taint flavored beer the blue ribbon in the open thoroughbred heffer class.
by Django Reinhardt January 22, 2005
Get the pabst blue ribbon mug.n. Packs a good whollop and sits nicely. To drink a lot and not feel heavy. To enjoy at a good cost and achieve the feeling desired. To experience true delight and full flavor.
Yes sir this is cheap, and yes it will make you feel great, and yes it has more class and flavor to it than commercialized beer. Just quit yappin and get me a PBR!
by spazzmotuzy June 15, 2005
Get the pabst blue ribbon mug.When a boy attempts to buy condoms from poundland while in the presence of another girl and a boy.
He then gets caught by the girl buying the condoms however the girl only sees the word 'Ribbed' on the till.
The other boy then claims the condoms to actually be 'Ribbed mints'.
He then gets caught by the girl buying the condoms however the girl only sees the word 'Ribbed' on the till.
The other boy then claims the condoms to actually be 'Ribbed mints'.
Louise: "Luke did you buy condoms, are you having sex with frankie, OMG!"
Rob: "Ummm no hes not, he bought Ribbed mints louise."
Luke: "Yer."
Louise: "I just saw you put them in your pocket."
Rob: "Sly Luke, sly."
Rob: "Ummm no hes not, he bought Ribbed mints louise."
Luke: "Yer."
Louise: "I just saw you put them in your pocket."
Rob: "Sly Luke, sly."
by Robwhite March 9, 2009
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