relative humidity

A feeling of uncomfortable warm dampness while visiting in-laws or extended family.
Bob: How was the reunion?
Sam: Fine, except for all of the relative humidity.
by dintx March 05, 2011
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relative fattening

When you diet and try to get skinny while at the same time making fattening foods for your relatives, so that your relatives grow fatter than you and you look relatively skinny compared to them.
I have been using relative fattening to make my relatives fatter so I can look relatively skinny next to them, I made them a cake, I ate an avocado.
by Daniel Spahettian November 26, 2020
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relative history

The history of your blood parents, or the history of your mother and father.
My mom and dads life story, relative or relative history is relative to my life story.
by Cronic Christoph January 05, 2017
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Copper Relativity

The theory that after passing a cop when driving down the interstate you can resume speeding because the chances of another cop being close by are relatively small.
Come on, put the pedal to the metal after passing the speed trap because there won't be another copper for several miles - it's all copper relativity. For you youngsters, copper is an old school phrase. Just watch an old James Cagney movie sometime.
by LouBob July 13, 2012
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Relative Humidity

The sweat that forms on your balls while thinking about screwing your wifes sister.
Man, I was looking at those family pictures of Helen at Disneyland, I had some serious relative humidity going on in my pants!
by PSA Pilot February 18, 2010
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relative ease

When your cousin is so loose that you can slip it in her asshole without lube.
by ge August 01, 2003
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