john reed

Noun - Some say he was nursed at the teat of the mother wolf, in the burned out hull of an E-Type Jaguar. Some say he was born from the thunder clap that occurred when Mario Andretti & Ritchie Blackmore bumped into each other at a party, high on qualudes. He is not drawn to exotic women and fine alcohols, they are drawn to him. All we know is, they call him The Stig's American Cousin.
by agent_orange910 February 19, 2015
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Hailey Reed

Hailey Reed is a literal ball of sunshine who deserves all the love in the world. She's always there to comfort you when you need her and is super sweet. Everyone wishes they had a Hailey Reed, but she's off limits because she belongs to only one person. She's very loyal and caring and just perfect in every meaning of the word. Overall she's just complete wifey material.
I hope to marry Hailey Reed one day.
Malachi wishes he could be with hailey reed.
Hailey Reed likes galaxies.
by galaxytits September 26, 2017
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Joshua Reed

That cuck we all know, who has a cancerous group of friends and secretly has a crush on Sally.
You're a real Joshua Reed.
by SalamanderFFA November 08, 2016
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Reed peek

1. a subtle, sometimes innocent glance, especially at potentially hot chicks. it is primarily an evaluation peek.
2. a quick glance that is meant to go unnoticed, but it caught by somebody
He definately took a Reed peek at the chicks at the beach to see if they were hott.
by Ace Reed March 18, 2007
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Ed Reed

The Free Safety/Strong Safety/Cornerback/Entire secondary for the Baltimore Ravens. Has a bigger intercetion radius than if you were to put every Detroit Lion player that ever played on the field... together.
Guy: You wanna hear a joke?
Guy2: Sure why not
Guy: Do you know why Ed Reed never had flees?
Guy2: Idk why?
Guy: Because he'd just pick them off
Guy2:Lame... but true
(Highfive)
by Jdlusional January 17, 2009
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Mark Reed

Main character in the web series The Mark Side. He's usually overly happy and has a huge attraction to his friend Benjamin, who hates the attention.
Mark Reed is my favorite character in The Mark Side.
by TMSfanLisa April 28, 2017
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Roderius Reed

Roderius Reed is a DB Legends Player/TikToker that has 491 followers and many friends on titkok. He is a professional Funky Friday Players as being one of the best of 10,000 players in the game.
Roderius Reed is a entitled Funky Friday Player.
by Jiren that gray man April 16, 2021
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