Reuben Moment

When someone crushes on a new girl every day.

Oi he’s crushing on Saskia now, such a Reuben moment

by Dodzy06 March 4, 2023

reeyen

an absolute and utter fucking moron

Reeyen.

by LeShmeatmir June 7, 2023

A Reuben Pearce

An an extremely ugly person who is short and fat. They can't play football no matter how hard they try. The most often get rejected by girls for their height.

A marling boy "stop being a Reuben Pearce!"

by A marling boy April 13, 2020

rueben panini

The sister to a pressed ham (resting your nut sack on someone's forehead). Its when a woman rests her vaginal vulvan meat curtains on your forehead. The leaving of a slippery after-residue is completely dealers choice.

Dorthy Francis Mary Huffington totally gave me a rueben panini while I was sleeping and now my forehead feels and smells like old meat.

by Abbey Weiner & Dirt March 23, 2010

Reuben

A Sexual Position, Where The Female (Or Male Recieving) Does The Splits With Their Face Buried In The Bed, Their Rump Hanging Off, And The Male (Or Male Giver) Pounds It

Dude, Im So Gonna Get Jess In The Reuben Tonight, Shes Like A Gymnast

by AdamskiAnnihalation January 21, 2009

reuben thumb

An unexpected insertion of a thumb in an unwilling anus.

Playtime ended promptly when I gave her the Reuben Thumb.

by Dick Longly January 4, 2009

Reuben

A Reuben is some one who loves a few things which are vodka; fighting; rugby; loud music; friends and family.
He is also quit big for his age has many friends and is and classes friends as family.
Very protective of his family.

At a house party dude A "man where's the alcohol" *Reuben slams door with four bottles of vodka listening to loud music* " WHO'S READY TO PARTY."

by SpecialDude July 21, 2018