I'd rather be soap

Meaning: I'd rather be dead or I feel terrible.
Origin: Comes from the John Wayne movie true grit. Some horses were going to be sold to somebody to be made into soap, instead the characters buy the horses and ride them until they die. Instead of being rode until they died, they probably would have rather been soap.

Becky: How's work going today?
Lee: I'd rather be soap...

by Darkwing Duck 2010 January 7, 2011

Would You Rather

A game where the the players must choose between two difficult options, and explain their reasoning for why they chose their option.

Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more games, or games, unlimited games, but no more games?

by JoshiePoo69420 November 26, 2021

Who'd you rather

One of the simplest, yet most entertaining and bond-constructing games ever. Basically, you name two chicks (or dudes) who are similarly matched in attractiveness, and the other players choose with they would rather. Certain rules apply, like no naming guys if there are straight dudes playing the game. Can be much fun at parties.

Guy 1: ok dude, who'd you rather, alice or melissa?

Guy 2: damn, tough call... probably melissa, she's got a nicer rack...

by Hey,WhatsUp February 19, 2011

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

Rather Dick Ma Dad

For everytime someone suggests something you see as totally pointless, or you just cba with (eg Fuck That).

Can also be referred to if a friend thinks some birds hot, when she's clearly a munter.

dude 1: "Yo check out the gyal dem!"

dude 2: "Rather Dick Ma Dad."

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"Another essay for uni you say?... i'd rather dick ma dad."

by tipzyross November 3, 2009

You can learn more about a person in an hour of play rather than in a year of conversation

Basically, Actions speak louder than words.

You can learn more about a person in an hour of play rather than in a year of conversation

by Death Menace May 20, 2022

Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?

A game that consists of posing the question: "Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?" Then two options are provided, fictional characters, prominent figures, or acquaintances. The person(s) who the question then selects from the choices and then poses a new scenario. Different scenarios are possible but is usually that the bus ride is of medium duration of length, too long to go without acknowledging the other parties presence, but too short to create a meaningful bonding experience.

Who would you rather sit next to on a bus? . . .
Rep. Joe Wilson or the cast of the Jersey Shore?
Charlie Sheen or Emilio Estevez?
Oliver Cromwell or Andrew Jackson?

by public_transportation_fan January 9, 2010