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Rabbi

Rabbi, he's gay and bisexual and he prefers tall white woman, he's nice and pretty good at maths, he could pull any girl in the world no matter who it is. He's and African boy and loves football
"oh my god rabbi, harder"
by the duck on the beach May 13, 2022
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Rabbi

Medical staff or doctor that specialises in removing ones foreskin whitout any sedation whatsoever. This act is usually performed in order to clean up the ridiculous mess some people happen to have between their legs. The process is usually excruciatingly painfull and disgusting, though neccessary to save ones penis from exploding while taking part in sexual intercourse with their primary genital organs. It is roughly comparable to being circumcised.

Must ot to be confused with the jewish, religious Priest.
This fucking Rabbi cut off my cock!
by BrunumAlbanum January 14, 2022
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Rabbi Rhonson

A black man falsely accused of being a jew (Also reffered as a "Rabbi") for the purpose of humor.
Yo, man, look at David; he's such a Rabbi Rhonson!
by Richard Bison April 7, 2008
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rabbi

Someone who is your friend. Or almost anyone. Can also be said to a girl.
Hey, baby, havent seen you for a while, what's layin'?
s'up, rabbi?

to grocery clerk yo, rabbi, wheresa barbecue chicken?
Fresh or frozen, sir?
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) January 15, 2019
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Rabbi Arse Plunder

Rabbi Arse Plunder are an experimental death/grind/reggae collective from Sussex, UK, featuring Emma Menorah, Mike Ball Grinder and Ruth Will Rise Again.
The new Rabbi Arse Plunder album " Cunt Puss" is a brilliant mix of grinding death metal and japanese reggae
by Bearcrawl April 9, 2024
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Rumble Rabbis

Crypto Jew and Shabbos goy commentators on the Rumble video platform who complain all day about companies' woke agendas, but curiously refuse to ever name the Khazarian common link behind them all. Obviously in the service of the nation wreckers who wish to divide and conquer because causing a problem that goes relatively unnoticed is itself useless unless you can also cause outrage and point the finger elsewhere. Typically supports Israeli terror to help wash goyim tax dollars to their Khazarian MIC masters, draft the goyim into war, crush the US with massive debt, and drive angry refugees from the Middle East to America. See also, Walshism.
The Quartering, Salty Cracker, and Rekieta Law are all notorious Rumble Rabbis.
by Objective-Reason Daddy November 3, 2023
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