ketchup queef

(CAT•chup•KWEEF) n. the audible phenomenon that occurs when a squeezable catsup bottle expels air and condiment, resulting in an unpleasant and embarrassing mess.

"hey g-friend, what's that on your hoodie?" "emma and me were at mickey d's for lunch, and she totally blew a ketchup queef all over the table!"

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2008

Meat Queef

A Queef possesing a massive coincidence to the texture, smell, and taste of an uncooked T-bone steak.

Mike Kelley was being such a Meat Queef last night!

by SpeedStick September 11, 2009

Queef

The whimsical sound made by a rim-blown soprano flute. A sweet, sweet symphony. An onomatopoeia.

"Everyone please give a warm welcome to Kathy as she performs he flute solo."

***queef queef queef queef queeeeef***

***Applause***

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

Queef Gravy

The act of putting an OXO cube in a vagina, getting a girl really wet and having her gush out gravy.

Tom couldn't wait for his Sunday roast covered in queef gravy

by floor_mellow March 3, 2015

Queef anon

The accidentally audible escape of moist-air from a thouroghly hammered vagina as an equivalent to the validity of the current Qanon political conspiracy theory.

Hey, did you hear that a 'Biden' computer was anonymously discovered to have child porn on the hard drive?
Sounds like a Russian hit-job or Queef anon to me. Neither one are worth a shit. Moving on...

by YAWA October 20, 2020

Queef in a pan

the most delicious thing you can get at ma and pa’s

I just ordered a queef in a pan from Ma and Pa‘s kitchen and it is BUSSIN

by y’ May 20, 2021

Mummy Queef

The only dope more potent than Afghan Kush at the moment. Don't be fooled by imitational grown Mummy Queef, believed to be handled with the tenderness of care and grown in actually pyramids with the Pharaohs.

Just got back from Cairo. The protest were crazy, but not as crazy as a pound of this Mummy Queef.

by Agent O June 22, 2011