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queef

a girl who has a pussy fart
My girlfriend queefed while i was eating her out and it blew my eye brows off
by Jared Swayne November 5, 2006
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queef

queef: Sound created when oxygen that has
accumulated to a fairly excessive ammount
finally is discharged from vagina.
Although his penis was of average size, he could not possibly fill her vastness, therefore with each in and out stroke,large quantities of air preceded his every thrusting motion.
by G.E.Tyrone May 14, 2005
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queef

an air bubble of gas that travels up the front of your crotch and burns a little.
Damn! I thought I was going to fart in the bathtub, but it ended up a queef
by mastameg February 5, 2010
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queef

when a female gasses from her vaginal area
there was a loud farting noise as she landed on the bed...she realized it came from her vagina and that it really was a queef
by melissa August 2, 2003
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queef

A wet flappy fart noise that is emmitted from the pus when air is brought into it. It usually creates a sloppy "ppppfffftttt" noise followed by a wet fart and the rapid flapping of pussy lips. Sometimes white chunks of seman have been known to fly out of my friends vagina.
"Alli queefed after the shower and a huge cum ball flew out."
by Victor April 14, 2003
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queef

when a women blows air out of her vagina
"hey Jonie did you queef, because if you did it smells like fish"
by alex brownie January 28, 2008
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queef

an anal explosion of air that leaves a gaping hole in your vag and underwear causing shit to just pour out. can "blow" things away. such as leaves, people, ground, etc. you can practically blow anything away. Or you could use it as a jet-pack aka a queef-pack
Her queef was powerful
She just had an atomic queef
It was queeftastic
and your gay for reading this ;{D
by vaginaloverlicker November 15, 2010
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