pwnding

A complete mispelling of an already mispelled word....pwning. Usually written by someone who is just learning of the words existence or when someone is just trying to be extra-retarded.

Yeah, whats going on here? i wnt some pwnding...

pwnding by Random pwnerer March 20, 2007

pining for the fiords 

a phrase used as a last ditch attempt to avoid blame for killing something. First used by Monty Python in the infamous "dead parrot" sketch.

#1: "I'm here to get my dog"

#2: "Here you go"

#1: "Holy crap it's dead"

#2: "No it's not, it's just pining for the Fiords"

pining for the fiords by Co-stanza August 17, 2010

Pawning 

A term for when he nuts in your mouth and you pretend to swallow, but then when you go in for a kiss you open your mouth and he just drinks his own nut. Then break up with him, because he’s gay.

1. Yo, I just totally pawned your boyfriend. There’s not much you can do about it anymore.

2. Yeah man, she pawned me.

3. She gave me a good pawning.

Pawning by Thepawning June 9, 2019

piningitis 

The inflammation of the heart because of an intense act of pining for someone/something.

It can be caused by longing for someone who can't be yours and, etc.
Its effects are swelling, hard to breathe, having hallucinations that maybe they love you back and, etc.

Adam had piningitis when thinking about Karen.

piningitis by piningatsumu June 9, 2020

Pining 

When a character in a show decides that sex with another character is worth striving away from the very important task they are trying to achieve. Coined after Jonathan Pine in The Night Manager. Otherwise known as thinking with your d*ck.

Even though he was undercover on a top secret mission, Jonathan could not resists pining the mafia bosses wife.

Pining by littleowlegion November 23, 2020

pøning 

n. Norwegian expression for an annoyingly stupid and/or lame person.

Shut the fuck up, you fucking pøning.

pøning by Pøning1 July 18, 2021

Pining 

In fantasy sports, the act of benching all or some players in an effort to win statistical categories. Often times done by low IQ players in an effort to gain an edge in fantasy baseball.

Connor is pining all of his pitchers this week.

Pining by Guru6969 July 2, 2022