Puffin Walks

An online book, posted on wattpad, made by Verel Cory (@sevenpost) who is actually relatable. The book features absurdity and her inner feelings, even though she doesn't want to admit it. Verel also doesn't want to admit that she (accidentally) made it into a TED talk.

Person 1: "Puffin Walks is like my cup of coffee in the morning. Full bullshit but sometimes leaves tea leaves about my future."
Person 2: "That doesn't make sense."
Person: "Just like Puffin Walks."

by Leave My Door December 01, 2019

puffinating

when your doing something thats really tiring but not exercise

awww holding my breath for that long was puffinating

by savagesushigirldude August 27, 2020

Booty puffin

When a female smokes a cig through her ass

Ew dog she over there booty puffin

by Booty puffin May 03, 2016

As spaffed as a puffin

Very dead; as dead as a dodo

The old sea captain was as spaffed as a puffin

by The CCM June 15, 2022

puffin fresh

To "Puffin Fresh" someone is to poke them in their sides or tummy, as if you are poking a bag of doughnuts. Named after a doughnut store / chain.

*pokes someone in their sides* "Puffin fresh!"

by Aqua_Turd May 31, 2023

Pink Puffin

Swollen labia

I mashed it really hard Simon. All night. Left her with that pink puffin

by Tee Roy Boogie Town Browne September 27, 2016