pilot program

A new idea at a large company that either management has no faith in it being successful (hence they implement it on a small scale) or is a brilliant idea that one unit can convince management to do (although management will take the credit when it goes company-wide). Either way the folks running the pilot program will receive the least support and the utmost scrutiny from supervisors and jealous snarkyness from their coworkers. Much like real test pilots although there is less chance of death (usually).
Watercooler Guy 1: "Did you hear that Steve's department has a laptop pilot program?"

Watercooler Guy 2: "Yeah, that will never work. Steve will screw it up. I wonder if I could convince my boss to get me a laptop though."
by Steve from Corporate December 16, 2011
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tuple-programming

In programming languages, such as Lisp, Python, Linda, and others, a tuple (pronounced TUH-pul) is an ordered set of values. tuple programming is a new wave of agile software engineering practice where a "tuple" of programmers sit around a workstation and work together on a problem.
The AI team at Cresta is tuple-programming this afternoon.
by strin May 17, 2019
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Pare Programming

Refactoring code; slimming down a codebase; optimizing existing code.
This codebase is out of control, it needs some pare programming.
by Devil Hatfield November 2, 2018
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career program

where a whole bunch of fake fucking losers jack each other off in the corner and lie to themselves selves thinking they are smart.
look at all of the career program retartds in the corner.
by sam bock February 8, 2021
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Programming Block

A term referring to programming when you completely have no ideas of what to make, or how to continue. You actually know how to, but you just can't think how.
Sam: Ugh, I don't know what to make.......
Sam's Friend: Ah, so you have a Programming Block?
Sam: Yes.
by TheUrbanScripter April 7, 2015
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radio program

When people listen to what they play on the radio so much that they begin to believe life is really a big party, that every nizzle carries a gun. They all talk, but they've got nothing to say.
by pliz October 7, 2003
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space program

getting high. an orgainzation of people getting high.
guy enters the room. everyone is stoned. "welome to the space program."
by blackcentipede May 5, 2010
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