Profanity

A word to use in place of a cuss word to make it kosher.

"What's up, profanities!?" "How the profanity are you?" "You know what?! Profanity you!" "AMERICA, PROFANITY YEAH!"

by Set_it_to_wumbo November 2, 2011

Profanity

Bad language, used mostly in online games, ect.

Emily: Man, This bullshit not working.
Ariana: Watch yo profanity.

by Namiani March 5, 2017

minor profanity

A minor profanity is the non-offensive version of a curse word.

Guy 1: Those goddamn fucking shitheads fucked up the government!
Guy 2: Whoa man, you need to use minor profanity, there are kids around.
Guy 1: Oh, sorry. Those gosh darn flipping poopyheads fouled up the government!
Guy 2: Fucking nice.

by Regis Telepooper March 17, 2016

Profanity

A word meaning "good italian fans"

Pro- Good
Ity- Italian
Fan- well, fan means fan.

Also includes cuss words.

"We do not use the word Profanity in this class room." "Good Italian Fans."

by Iamtheonlyme April 2, 2012

workplace proximity associate

Another word for really good friend that you met at work.

I really love receiving gifts from my workplace proximity associate.

by Compwiz1548 October 28, 2018

proximity infatuation

When one has the desire to be intimately close to someone in a physical manner. Also when one thinks about another as a potential significant other (lover), often of the opposite sex.

David: How is things.
Bryan: Fine.
David: Bryan, how is things?
Bryan: Don't flatter yourself...i'm fine! Sophia was great, but by no means one of a kind. She was a proximity infatuation.

Bryan: Besides were friends right?
David(Tom): Right.

Jason Lee's honesty speech to Tom Cruise, in the movie Vanilla Sky in 2001. After Tom stole Jason's girl in the first half of the movie.

by Allen "Aames" Han January 13, 2008

Proximity Herpes

Herpes that can be contracted from simply being around the infected party.

"I would love to get it on with Ke$ha, but just being in the same room with her would give me Proximity Herpes"

Guy 1: "Hey, should I invite Tonya?"
Guy 2: "No dude! She has Proximity Herpes and would infect the whole party!"

by Zombie Josh April 6, 2010