A minor profanity is the non-offensive version of a curse word.
Guy 1: Those goddamn fucking shitheads fucked up the government!
Guy 2: Whoa man, you need to use minor profanity, there are kids around.
Guy 1: Oh, sorry. Those gosh darn flipping poopyheads fouled up the government!
Guy 2: Fucking nice.
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