Preetam

Certified Lover Boy. A hot and caring person, when you get to know him he won’t let you down . He talks to a lot of people and is really nice .
He acts kinda weird at times .But when he texts you a lot you know he likes you.Thus dude is shy.He loves getting in conversation and getting people’s numbers

Dude omg he is preetam, he’s perfect.

by Pracebru3000 November 23, 2021

chemical poet

Someone who writes really well under the influence of drugs.

He drank four red-bulls with his ADHD medication when he wrote that A+ essay. He's some sort of chemical poet.

by Slim Daniels March 2, 2007

Beat Poet

Poets who broke through in the post WWII years and tried to change human thinking via verse. Usually deals with contemporary culture and issues. Short for Beatnik poet.

Whilst researching poetry, I found Jack Kerouac and many other Beat Poets.

by Sladisphere March 20, 2015

LSD poetry

Why were you born!? oh large and crusty one. master of the dragon lords are you! with powerful sword and mindless violence you destroy them to bits and bones! strong are you, master of the sword, concuctor of evil spirits and horrible child head cancer! they fall at your feet and succumb to your powerful mind bending arithmatic artichoke attacks. arghhhhhhh! why wont you let them sleep? sleep themselves from the coma of life littered elephants! oooooooo bacon fudge nuggets with tobasco sauce and crohns disease. let them free! they will love you more bopple wopp with exercise and congeniality click fock of a german house wifes wall clock! be gone foul demon of washed up spaghetti pancreatic fluid imposed jum jum. life is too much like sqiurrels wearing clogs and tap tap tappin whilst your rap rap rappin. Be strong oh impervious ridged judas look-a-like! your time will come with fish in sock blender! death is your escape, but mooko juice is just as effective forhead scarf rape. i say never to the giraffes but always to the rhinocerous. remeber my words of reasonalby wisdom

Badgers love to be with other badgers, but they wont care if they have no heads.

by Dont u think im sexy? April 14, 2005

poetry

A scramble of words that may or may not make sense to the reader, but always means something to someone.

Poetry isn't excluded to any genre of emotions or audience ages.

FIRE AND ICE BY ROBERT FROST
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if I had to perish twice.
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.


WARNING BY SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Inside everybody's nose
There lives a sharp-toothed snail.
So if you stick your finger in,
He bite off your nail.
Stick it farther up inside,
And he might bite your ring off.
Stick it all the way, and he
May bite the whole darn thing off.

by Kompassion Kid September 21, 2005

Facebook Poet

A member of Facebook who posts content similar to the following:

1. Song lyrics. (esp. Bob Dylan, Phish ect...)

2. The one liner. Example: member name is loud and ready to party.

3. Any non-sense text that is not original. Example, google quotes - copy - paste - FAIL. Hearts. Smiley face. Anything with no real meaning.

A Facebook poet could also be regarded as an attention whore.

Examples of a Facebook poet:

John Smith is ready to PAR TAY

John Smith "Leigh found out she was ready to roam
47 days and the coal came home Taste the fear For the Devil's drawing near Taste the fear For the Devil's drawing near" ~ Phish

John Smith <3

by SWaulkeer January 25, 2010

Praetorian Guard

An elite force of bodyguards used by Roman emperors.

Augustus created the Praetorian Guard in 27 BCE.

by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004