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Procrasturbating

It's when you're sitting down trying to write an essay, and while you're thinking of something to write you start masturbating.
I had a 1000-word essay due tomorrow so I started procrasturbating.
by Basscrack November 13, 2019
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Procrasturbating

When you are starting to wank but lose the motivation to reach the climax, therefore you push back delivering the results later hoping that it will feel better.
I was having a wank job while thinking of Anna Kendrick in "Up in the Air" but then I felt like I wanted to sleep a little more. So I stopped, slept 2-3 hours, then when I woke up, I restarted the job and I finally came. I procrasturbated.

I was rubbing my bean while thinking of being sanswiched by James Franco and Seth Rogen, but the idea of having Jonah Hill joining in just broke my momentum. So I stopped rubbing it before reaching any orgasm, watched some Sex in the City episodes for around 1-2 hours, then I restarted to finally squirt real hard while thinking of Brad Pitt. Procrasturbating sometimes give me bigger orgasms on the 2nd try.
by JackAceJack October 9, 2016
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Procrasturbate

To masturbate instead of doing some chore or work.
I'm sick of math, let's procrasturbate instead
by Justin Jeffery McCulloch April 29, 2011
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Procrasturbate

The act of masturbating when you have other things to be doing.
Man I have this book report due but it's ok if I procrasturbate first, now I have to come up with some bull-shit excuse to tell my teacher.
by Shaunquavious March 20, 2010
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Procrasturbating

I forgot to do my book report because I was procrasturbating
by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013
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Procrasturbating

The act of procrastinating/avoiding work by masturbating.
Erin: Where's mike?
Slizz:Oh ya know..
Phinney: He told me he was doing math homework, but hes probably still procrasturbating.
by double aaa April 23, 2011
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procrasturbating

The act of masturbating instead of finishing something important.
I tried to finish my paper, but i ended up procrasturbating all night.
by pete galanis May 15, 2010
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