pretarded

When you _know_ you're about to do something stupid.

Betting on the Mets to win the World Series is pretarded.

"I going after Republican support for the public option."
"That's pretarded."

Asking your ex-wife on a date is pretarded.

by Dustin Boswell November 7, 2009

Pretarded

When you and your friends get drunk before going out to the bars. Basically what you accomplish when you pregame.

Hey, come over before we go out and get pretarded.

by alrHB March 4, 2011

pretard

the moment before one becomes a retard

dude #1- "why is johnny talking to that chick? everyone knows she has the clap"
dude #2- "yeah hes being a total pretard"

by chompy terwilliger July 18, 2010

pretard

the stage before retard, one who isn't even smart enough to be a retard

You're a freakin' pretard, Jack!

by ImAGermanDood January 25, 2007

Preeta

A girl whos boobs are bigger than her brain.

Man Preeta's really hot but she's so dumb.

by Chrysanthemum567 February 26, 2009

Preetam

Someone who is much older than his friends.

Dude you have grey hair, you're becoming a Preetam.

by Ar123 March 29, 2015

pregtastrophe

Accidentally getting your girlfriend pregnant.

Guy 1: "Well, the girl was late and the doctor confirmed we have a pregtastrophe"
Guy 2: "Oh shit...uhm...congrats?"

by dewdude September 8, 2010