Poutine

After a girl gets a fresh bukkake. Someone then comes up and takes a liquid diarrhea shit on her giving her the look of cheese curds and gravy

We went crazy last night. We gave that girl some fresh poutine

by Porkchopulous December 15, 2019

Poutine Pooter

When a woman has a yeast infection, a man will inject her vagina with poutine gravy. She then will do 10 jumping jacks. Then, she squirts the mixture over a fresh box of hot french fries, topping it off with at least one turd nugget. The man eats and finishes the meal.

I gave him a Poutine Pooter. Now he won't talk to me.

by BigDickCorrine July 4, 2020

Alabama Poutine

When you some brand new, hotly salted, perfectly cooked french fries with a little bit of Cum on them.

"If only 3 of the fries had my cum on them and the other 80 don't, I could eat around them"

"Wait, Wait, Wait, your telling my you've never heard of Alabama Poutine before?"

by Regulation Listener April 12, 2024

poutine pizza

a fusion dish of poutine and pizza gaurentee to give a person diabetes and obesity if eaton regularly

let’s get some poutine pizza

by Klinkhammer January 29, 2025

Alabama Poutine

Fries with cum on them

Andrew served Geoff a plate of Alabama Poutine as a prank.

by floridachildkicker March 27, 2024

Alabama Poutine

A container of french fries that have a streak of cum on one side of it.

You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama poutine?

by Regulation Listener March 27, 2024

the biggest poutine in the world

The BEST Canadian book ever by French-Canadian author Andrée Poulin. About a boy who struggles with depression because his mom left him (for alcohol) and his dad barely cares about his life. It also won the silver birch award (award for Canadian books) seriously go and read it now!

Have you read " The Biggest Poutine in the World" yet?

YASSSSS IT CHANGED MY LIFE!!!

by Canadiancookie13 August 20, 2017