Andy G Hand Poutine

A masterful mixture of both fresh gravy and clean-cut McDonalds fries (preferrably cold).

Number 18... Andy G Hand Poutine

by Supreme Meme Lord January 3, 2019

Get the sand out of your poutine

“Get the sand out of your pussy” (stop complaining/being a bitch), but a softened version for Canadians

“Stop insulting Canadian treasure RJ Barrett, ey?”

“Dude, get the sand out of your poutine.”

by RespectableCanadian69 July 30, 2024

Poutine

After a girl gets a fresh bukkake. Someone then comes up and takes a liquid diarrhea shit on her giving her the look of cheese curds and gravy

We went crazy last night. We gave that girl some fresh poutine

by Porkchopulous December 15, 2019

Alabama Poutine

A container of fries covered in semen

I gave Dave a large plate of Alabama Poutine

by Johnny Caviar March 27, 2024

Poutine Pooter

When a woman has a yeast infection, a man will inject her vagina with poutine gravy. She then will do 10 jumping jacks. Then, she squirts the mixture over a fresh box of hot french fries, topping it off with at least one turd nugget. The man eats and finishes the meal.

I gave him a Poutine Pooter. Now he won't talk to me.

by BigDickCorrine July 4, 2020

Alabama Poutine

When you some brand new, hotly salted, perfectly cooked french fries with a little bit of Cum on them.

"If only 3 of the fries had my cum on them and the other 80 don't, I could eat around them"

"Wait, Wait, Wait, your telling my you've never heard of Alabama Poutine before?"

by Regulation Listener April 12, 2024

Alabama Poutine

Fries with cum on them

Andrew served Geoff a plate of Alabama Poutine as a prank.

by floridachildkicker March 27, 2024