Post

When used in the noun sense, refers to a piece of writing, or other media like video and photographs, submitted onto an online platform, like social media, a blog, or a forum.

On certain sites like Reddit, Instagram, and Facebook, it is a single piece of media, and any replies to it are referred as comments.

On Twitter and 4chan, all replies and single pieces of media can be called posts.

Also known as a "thread".
"Dude, did you see my friend's post the other day? It was hilarious!"
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I know someone who has a 3 post-it note penis.

1 post it = 2 inches
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When the vallet parks your car right in front of the establishment you are patroning; a sign of respect for your ride.
When Kim and Megan went to Howl at the Moon in my 350Z, the vallet posted it right next to some Mercs and BMW's; they could see it all night from the patio.
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(1) to show superiority over another (2) to point out the shortcoming of another.
noun - postage
example in a conversation:

Jess: "I got an 1180 on my SATs, what did u get?"

Bob : "I got a 1340. Posted Bitch!!!!"
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Post It Not

When you write something important down on a Post It Note so you won't forget it, and immediately misplace it.
You: "Hey, do you have the contact info for that big account we're working on?"

Co-worker: "I wrote it on a Post It Note, but I can't find it! Have you seen it? Help me!"

You: "Post It Not, loser!"
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verb

The act of smoking marijuana in excess,or to the point in which you are on knee caps.
"lets got to Kone and post this rillo."
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