Guitar Poser

A person who thinks he or she is cool because they buy guitars and/or acessories but in reality have ABSOLUTELY NO idea how to play a guitar

Kevin: Hey dude. Sweet guitar!
Taylor: Thanks. It was $4000.
Kevin: What songs can you play?
Taylor: Uh..... none..... but i'll learn.... eventually....
Kevin: Dude you're being a real Guitar Poser!

by Kevrone June 21, 2009

Poserholic

Name for somebody who deliberately takes photos with their drink in their hand, most common in teenagers who want to show that they were allowed to drink and getting drunk. Acting like its really cool to be off your face.

Teen 1: Pfft! Omg Dean is such a Poserholic look at him with two beers in each hand, bet he thinks hes the shit HAHA!

Teen 2: I'd say i was at the party and that was my freaking drink he was holding!

by Ab Fab March 26, 2009

over poster

Some one who takes up an entire page on a message board to get one point across. Will typically take up 15 minutes of your day with a useless post. The post usually pertains to how he is better than you at something, thus taking up an entire page to do so when he could write one sentence.

we are better than you.

Skip is a classic over poster, he has wasted hours of my time with those drawn out posts on the message board.

by avondale May 1, 2008

Google Poser

This term refers to a person who pretends to have already known facts, events or definitions that they secretly Google on their phone or computer over the course of the conversation.

Jane and John are having a phone conversation about a topic that they both know very little about. Minutes into the conversations John suddenly becomes an expert on the topic. John is such a “Google poser” because he is passing off Google knowledge as his own!

by Princess Pa-Tina January 7, 2010

Toke poser

Someone who has smoked weed very little and brags about it or brags about his/hers high all the time

Luke shut the fuck up your a toke poser

by Anubis.ign January 17, 2019

poser

a person - usually in middle or high school, who is insecure about him/herself and trys very hard not to be a "conformist" or a "prep," by doing things like: purchasing a skateboard or guitar, purchasing a great deal of clothing and accessories from hot topic, and listening to pop-punk bands such as simple plan, yellowcard, etc. usually, this supposedly "nonconformist" behavior just backfires on him/her, because now he/she is still conforming, just to a different group of people. so the moral of the story is to be yourself.

some people are posers.

by purple_stain69 May 13, 2005

Poser-Basher

A poser basher is someone so absorbed with there own image of cool, that they believe anyone who attempts to try the activity the poser basher is good at, must either be hardcore about it 110% or is a poser, and should therefore be ridiculed. Yes there are posers out there, but not everyone that say, "goes surfing once a year" or "wears a certain type of clothing is a poser, and if they are, who cares, only the poser basher. (perhaps the poser basher is really inside the poser him-(or her)self.) If you love something why not be happy for someone who tries that very thing, even if only so they can feel a small part of what you feel enjoying that activity. the majority of the people that say surf, or rock climb, or skateboard, or snowboard, ski, or whatever activity could care less whether your a poser or not, there out there doing there own thing.
Im sure you come across poser-bashers everyday. im not pointing fingers or anything, just saying my piece. But seriously everyone, give the new kids a chance, if someone's having a hard time on a tough problem, or just can't send a wall, or cant paddle out through the surf, or even if they just have the tools, but just dont know what to do with them, go help them out, dont just sit back labeling them, that type of behavior does'nt help anyone out, if you love a sport or activity, introduce others to it, share the love.
but hey thats just my piece.

a. The poser-basher ridiculed anyone who had a hard time surfing, or even just couldnt paddle out through the surf, labeling them a poser.
b. "Look at that kid trying to campus that 5.10 wall, what a poser." (Speaker = poser-basher)
c. SITUATION
kid- "I love surfing clothing, but i don't surf.
poser-basher- "Your such a poser"
kid- "I would start though"
poser-basher- "shut up poser"
WHAT works better
kid- "I love surfing clothing, but i don't surf.
other-"you should try it sometime"
kid-"I want to but its hard starting"
other- "Everythings hard to start, man next time your at a good beach with waves, go down to the surf shop, rent a board, get out there, just paddle out behind and out of the way of a lineup, be respectful, watch the guys there, watch what they do, maybe even ask for pointers, but don't expect them to babysit you, after you have a good idea about it try on a few small waves. You'll either love it, or you won't. but get out there and try"

by Ryan Buckley December 14, 2008