pop-tart stoned

when you are so toasted you feel like a pop-tart

Hey man I'm pop-tart stoned we smoked too much

by dankmish December 08, 2010

Pop-Tart

Noun An act of fellatio during the morning following a night of sexual intercourse

Before she left for class in the morning, I asked her if she could give me a pop-tart.

"Man, that was a hell of a night! I sure could go for a pop-tart!"

"Honey, do you think I could get a pop-tart when we wake up?"

There's no better way to start your day than a nice pop-tart and a frosty glass of milk. Breakfast of champions!!!

by WorldClassic May 18, 2009

pop tart effect

n. the blissful re-discovering of one of a pair; the moment at which one realizes they have more than previously thought; also referred to as Twix effect

"That was a delicious pop tart, sure wish i had one more. oh wait, i do. pop tart effect."

by Samuel Conner May 03, 2010

Salty Pop-Tart

n.-
The palm of one's hand when coated with a uniform layer of semen.

Note: May be served cold or hot.

1. "I regretted not grabbing a tissue before masturbating. Afterwards, I was left with nothing but shame and a Salty Pop-Tart."

2. "I forgot she wasn't on the pill and I stupidly chose to High Five the Bacon with my Salty Pop-Tart."

3. "In a rush to hide what I had done, I had to quickly lick up the Salty Pop-Tart."

by DrSwift December 07, 2011

Chocolate Pop Tart

Inserting your penis into your partners vagina then asshole rigorously, then ejaculating on your partners face and smearing the poop from your penis on her face . The brown color and semen represents the frosting on a chocolate pop tart

Becky Loves getting Chocolate Pop Tarts, when she can't be double penetrated.

by Poptarthart January 22, 2012

Plain pop tart

Someone with no personality, or point of being there.

The kid that sits next to me in math is a plain pop tart. He has no personality, and he’s zoned out 99% of the time. I’ve never even heard him talk.

(This is not a quiet kid, but someone who seems to be out of it due to drug use)

by Uglybuglybee September 19, 2023

pop-tart stain

Someone who makes a statement or comment that makes no sense or is just idiotic.

WTF....you're a total pop-tart stain.

by niihka March 15, 2016