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pop-tart stoned 

when you are so toasted you feel like a pop-tart
Hey man I'm pop-tart stoned we smoked too much
pop-tart stoned by dankmish December 9, 2010

pop tart effect 

n. the blissful re-discovering of one of a pair; the moment at which one realizes they have more than previously thought; also referred to as Twix effect
"That was a delicious pop tart, sure wish i had one more. oh wait, i do. pop tart effect."

pop-tart stain 

Someone who makes a statement or comment that makes no sense or is just idiotic.
WTF....you're a total pop-tart stain.
pop-tart stain by niihka July 25, 2016

Pop-tart Slapped

When one is slapped with a pop tart for being caught looking, when they should not be.
Fred was walking down the street when Alice saw him checking her out, she reached in her purse and pulled out her emergency pop tart and Pop-tart Slapped him across the face. She then proceeded to eat the delicious strawberry pop tart.
Pop-tart Slapped by spangar July 14, 2011

Pop Tart Sprinkling 

Pop Tart Sprinking is when you're banging a pop tart (n. Slang term used for a slutty virgin in her early teens who everyone expects will get knocked up soon.) and just before you cum, you pull out and sprinkle your man juice all over her ..adding your own special brand of sprinkles.
I had to go Pop Tart Sprinkling because that little bitch wasn't on a any birth control
Pop Tart Sprinkling by The D.O.C. August 13, 2010

Pop Tart Drunk 

When you get home from a night of drinking, open a package of pop tarts in your bed, and eat half of one before passing out. You then proceed to wake up in the morning with pop tarts crumbs all over your bed and at least one unscathed pop tart beside you.
Ron: I can't believe I got pop tart drunk again last night, there are crumbs all over my bed!

Jim: Yeah I hate that but at least it wasn't peanut butter.
Pop Tart Drunk by matador755 October 3, 2017