poverty

Something what doesn't exist in communism.

Thanks to capitalism, billions around the world are in poverty.

by 32121 January 27, 2016

Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift

When a poor Jewish family celebrates Hanukkah yet does not have any money to provide gifts for each other. In this instance a selfgift is proclaimed, allowing another member of their immediate family to have consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse with them, thus satisfying the gift requirement. Sometimes father and daughter or brother and sister selfgifts will be given in this instance as long as both gifters are at least adolescent age. In the case that there are pre-adolescents in the family, the father and mother have sexual intercourse in front of their children, thus gifting to them to a show of lovemaking.

My mom and dad lost their jobs due to downsizing and the economy is terrible. This Hanukkah we did not have any money to buy gifts for each other. My sister offered a Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift. It wasn't right but she offered so I screwed her brains out. My parents were understanding of the situation since she didn't have a gift. I will never tell the guys in school about it though.

by The Jax August 5, 2009

poverty porn

Maury, Jerry Springer, and any show that purposefully uses the extremely poor and/or desperate uneducated people to exploit them for the purpose of entertainment.

"Every time I see a show that involves poor people fighting, it just gives me the worst poverty porn vibe."

by Nenona571 October 20, 2013

poverty-ridden

To describe as an adjective to an area, region, place or to a community or populace as full of poverty

The slums are usually poverty-ridden ratholes.
Children from poverty-ridden communities are less ready for school.

by Orthodoxus July 28, 2016

poverty chrome

Duct Tap

Just slap some of that poverty chrome on to fix it

by Outdoorsaddix October 24, 2019

poovertime

To go for a poo during worktime, therefore being paid for it.
So by working extra hours for money you are doing overtime, by taking a dump in work hours you are earning poovertime.

you can work out your average poovertime rate by taking your hourly rate and dividing by 6 (assuming an average 10 minute " visit"). For example, you earn £15 an hour, your average poovertime rate is £2.50 .

" dude, where have you been for the last 10 miutes, its really busy in the office today"
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" Been on poovertime and earned £2,50"

by supranomicon October 1, 2012

Poverty Puffs

Those big ass bags of cheap cereal near grocer's freezer. Patent Pending CL 2/24/16

Hey Todd, That's a big ass bag of "Poverty Puffs". Yes it is Bill. Yes it is!

Mom! Can Bill have some "Poverty Puffs"? No he can not Son. No he can not!

cereal breakfastbooty

by I AM CL August 31, 2016