poon

Somebody who licks bicycle seats

Stop pooning around dude

by Stead February 10, 2008

poon

a thing that you primarily fuck alot in when you need some poon you are either really excited or you are horny and want to get some poon then pay a bitch up but that is alot of money so that is why us men theese days just get girl friend and hit it and quit it or just booty call!=)

fuck man I need some free poon go get that girl over there she looks easy shit!

by turtlebird December 02, 2006

poon

Means your foreskin, the part of your penis that gets cut off when you're circumcised.

He didn't have any poon on him

by Rory March 12, 2005

poon

When something is so funny that you can't talk.

Hahahahahahaha!Dude, dude, tha-that was poon.

by Kyle112294 November 18, 2006

poon

although having excess body hair, a poon is someone that still scores with hot chicks.

drew was at a party with bree and chelsea, took off his shirt and woke up the next morning with the two of them. he had realized he had gotten the name poon

by drew March 09, 2004

poon

Noun, and Verb- Short for harpoon. Also, the act of har(pooning) something or someone.

Yo Mike, we are going on a whaling trip this weekend, you in? HELLLLYAHHHHH MAN, AND I JUST GOT A NEW POON!
RIght on bro.

Hey, ill poon your ass.

by Jay Money October 19, 2006

poon

how a mentally retarded human being would spell the word pune. pune meaning wet sopping vagina. poon meaning what the fuck?

he man you see that girls poon? what the fuck is a poon? OH YOU MEAN PUNE!

by taucan December 19, 2011