pooke

n. An error of common sense. When someone says something that is known by everyone around to be incorrect or uneducated. Refers to the person not the error

How do i know what temperature to cook this on? There are only numbers on the cooker.

They're gas marks you Pooke

by Tobs123 October 29, 2005

Pooks

Inseparable best friends. These friends are closer then family. They sleep together, but they don't "sleep" together. They shower together, but they don't "shower" together. They love each other, but they're not "in love" with each other. The pooks comes in a package. They are known for always being together and commonly invited places as one. They're each other's aces'. They can boss each other around, but they never argue.

Pook 1: "Pooks, I love you!"
Pooks 2: "Pookerz, I love you too!!"

Pooks 1: "Pookuhduhbitch, wtf's your problem? You're fuckin stupid!"
Pooks 2: "Pookuhduhnug get up out my kool-aid"

by Da Pooks October 16, 2010

pooked

Past tense of pooke: derived from poo and puke: when someone drops the kids off at the pool (but normally just in their pants) and throws up at the same time

Did you hear that steve pooked after drinking so much last night at anna's party?

by DKeibs July 20, 2005

pooks

someone or something that is really cool, interesting, and loveable.

that dog's so pooks

by Mingmingmingming Tingtong December 27, 2008

Pooks

Sweet, silly thing.

My little kitten is a pooks!!

by Rachelsqu510 October 21, 2003

pooks

david cuesta

"whats a pooks?"..."you are!"

by hilikus30 June 25, 2008

pooks

Speed, crystal meth

It's Friday time to get that weekend pook sack!

where the fuck is jim? I haven't seen him in 2 weeks, oh hes been on pooks again!

I haven't slept in 4 days. I've been on pooks

by Vincent Pinckard October 9, 2008