by AlexTayHenry April 15, 2009
Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon. The guy who found Florida while in search for the legendary fountain of youth.
by Brittany M. September 18, 2006
when you are fucking an illegal minor just as you are about to finish pull out and blow your load into your hand and rub it on her face.
by Shlavi Daytrin September 20, 2008
When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.
Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?
I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”
Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time
Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?
Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.
Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
Why weren’t you at the party last night?
I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”
Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time
Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?
Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.
Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013
SharpAsKnifes
by guru July 17, 2003
someone who is the epidome of a chaunce a.k.a, total fool. This a takeoff on the famous name in history, Ponce de Leon.
by drew March 13, 2004
A two wheeled motor vehicle, usually a moped covered in ridiculously pointless mirrors and other rubbish that not only lowers the performance of said vehicle but also makes it more unstable. Usually ridden by suit wearing Ponces of fairy boys.
What a ponce chariot!
Little Timmy: "dad, why does that scooter sound like a hair dryer and is covered in mirrors?"
Dad: "that's because it's a Ponce Chatiot, son"
Little Timmy: "dad, why does that scooter sound like a hair dryer and is covered in mirrors?"
Dad: "that's because it's a Ponce Chatiot, son"
by The Mossfish March 25, 2016