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Crapson Pollock 

When someone uses your toilet and craps so hard and so loose that it leaves brown splash stains around the rim and on the back of the toilet reminiscent of the famous 20th century abstract expressionist painter, Jackson Pollick.
My kids know I am an admirer of modern art and I believe they are the ones that create "Crapson Pollock" paintings in my favorite place in the house to clean.
Crapson Pollock by Mom humor July 5, 2020

Jackson Pollock 

A gaseous bout of diarrhea that speckles the entire toilet bowl.
Jackson Pollock by ArtGhetto September 6, 2020

ty pollock 

a person who likes to write dnd campaigns and eat lolipops
jeez that kid is such a ty pollock
ty pollock by tkwas12 October 3, 2022

Conrad Pollock 

someone who is incredibly addicted to video games, especially War Thunder
he has withdrawal symptoms if he goes one day without playing it
"conrad pollock" you say? well, he probably is filipino, plays war thunder, gets no bitches and has little to none rights

Jacky Pollock 

You want to create artwork over a woman who is a blank canvass to you. The woman may also be a beautiful piece of art, you Jacky Pollock spray all over her. Enhancing the art.
The girl I met at the gallery, I took her home and gave her the old Jacky Pollock
Jacky Pollock by Street_Justice November 17, 2023