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fun police

Noun; see fun assasin

1) Person or group of people who make others stop having fun for whatever reason, usually out of jealousy or spite, but sometimes because said fun is against the law.

2) Another name for one's wife, instructor, parent(s), the legitimate authorities.
"We were having fun hurling dog shit over the house into the yard across the street with my home-made trebuchet when the effing FUN POLICE made us stop".
by I.Q. 151 December 5, 2004
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tokyo police club

An awesome band from the greatest land north of the US, Canada. They have awesome music videos, that make you want to really want to be the people in them, doing the strange indie things you always secretly wanted to do yourself.
did i mention that the drummer, and well, all of them, are extremely funny? perhaps the funniest band out there. no, they ARE the funniest band out there.
indie indie person: hey, do you know that awesome band tokyo police club?
not so indie person: wait, wasn't that a song on the high school musical soundtrack???
indie indie: NO....?

EXAMPLE #2

2 really amazing people

1: do you know that band, tokyo police club?
2: TPC, yes!!!
1: i've got 2 tickets right here!
2: gahhhhh *faints*
1: you know what?
2: what?
1: i truly want to be wrapped in saran wrap like in the nature of the experiment video. or, jump off things and swing from ropes and jump in my underwear into chilly waters with my friends like in the your english is good video
2: who doesn't?
by indieindie August 28, 2007
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Polite Grav

A gravity bong toke that's so milky that it makes you sit up perfectly straight, hence being polite.
Holy shit man, Obes just took a very polite grav.
by Ader422 July 24, 2017
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Politely go fuck yourself

When you want to say go fuck yourself while adding a bit of smartassness in.
A Random entitled bitch walks in back room in middle of dnd game REB- “Hey can y’all shut up”
Me- “Hey can you politely go fuck yourself
by Duff's Beer March 30, 2019
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Unoriginal Police

A person who ruins a good joke by commenting unoriginal even if the joke was original or even if it isn't a joke. And even if the joke was already taken, they will still not move on and start commenting it and ruin funny jokes, even the one's that are improvised by the commenter, or even the one's who doesn't know it was taken.

After a person says this then it will start a chain of people harassing the commenter using phrases like "Attention Seeker", and more.
Comment: Nice video, you should make some more content!
Unoriginal Police: unoriginal
Other Unoriginal Police: imagine copying someones comment for likes, smh
by TheGuyWhoDoesStuffWasTaken December 10, 2020
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alcohol police

An affectionate name an alcoholic mother has for her alcohol-free daughter... because, well, she's an immature alcoholic who knows her daughter is a better human that she is.
"I want to share that that I feel you have taken on the role of Alcohol police. I know you don’t really want to judge me. And, don’t want to believe you are somehow better than me. It’s just where your head is right now. I understand."
by GlazeHer August 29, 2021
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Twitter Police

A person in twitter gatekeeping or harassing users for getting something wrong in a culture, even if its a minor detail of skin color, language, and appearance.

they usually target something like art, content in anime and cartoon, and any content including controversial topics.
Person 1: Did you see that tweet regarding who deleted their art?
Person 2: Yeah, can't believe they got criticized because of a tiny mistake in skin color.
Person 1: Can't believe these Twitter Police gatekeeping any mistake in their culture.
Person 2: These people won't let us have our fun.
by HotgiggityDog January 21, 2022
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