swole pole

When someone ripped as fuck gets a HUGE ass boner.

Steve: Damn dude, you're looking good after that workout! You want a brojob?
Jacob: Nah I'm good man, I'm seeing my girl tonight and I got a swole pole just thinking about it
Steve: Cool, good luck bro! I'm gonna go admire my massive gains in the mirror of a gas station

by Mega Bro April 18, 2014

tent pole

An erection inside one's pants; a woody that is visible because it bulges one's clothing.

I woke up hearing someone knock on the door. Forgetting about the morning wood phenomenon, I went to answer it and after about ten seconds realized that she was totally staring at the tent pole bulging in my boxers.

by PMax August 24, 2008

icy pole

another word for ice lolly, ice pop or popsicle: a frozen water-based dessert on a stick

Son:mum i wanna have an icy pole!
Mum: you can have one, but i haven't any here. We have to go to the next ice cream truck

by vapsta July 18, 2009

chugging pole

To suck dick with great vigor.

'Bash is always chugging pole during the Bell game.

by Ima Litlteepot November 19, 2007

Pole Hunch

The opposite of chubs. Half mast on the way down.

As they finished, he turned over and watched the pole hunch.

by i81ushouldeat12 March 30, 2009

Pole vaulter

A pole vaulter is a woman who uses sex to climb the corporate ladder.

Person 1: "this new girl is pretty hot"
Person 2: "you're not the only one that thinks so...apparently she's already fucking the boss"
Person 1: "wow, not even working here a week and already banging the boss...what a pole vaulter"

by Little donkey April 23, 2014

Bitch-pole

When you are having sexual intercourse with your girlfriend, and she unexpectedly whips out a strap-on and fucks you in the ass against your will, thus making you her bitch.

Noun: Dude, I was banging my girlfriend last night and she took out the bitch-pole. My ass is really sore today.

Verb: Dude, she totally bitch-poled you!

by SickBoy5429 January 24, 2015