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Commode Plume

The aerosol of contaminated bowl contents created and released into the surrounding environment by flushing toilet wastewater.
Oh, DAMN! I just found out that I might have acquired COVID from Commode Plume! The world just isn't safe ANYWHERE!!!
by YAWA January 25, 2021
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Trailer Park Plume

For a man from the trailer park an example would be a mullet.

For a woman being from a trailer park an example would also be a mullet or a large 80's harido.
Dude look at that white trash mother fuckers mullet! That is one disgusting trailer park plume.
by Uncle Big Balls January 11, 2010
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Jeff The Plumber

A person who thinks they are a master plumber. A cat whisperer and a chain smoker. A Jeff The Plumber loves when an old kitty cat will bite his nose. Most of these plumbers have to take a nap everyday and drink 2 pots of coffee a day to stay alive. These types of plumbers love to work for owners of mobile homes and for people who have at least 5 dogs. Also their favorite season is winter. A Jeff the Plumber is the best type of plumber to hire. They will talk your ear off all the way out the door.
A Jeff the Plumber loves bending over for others to see his plumber's crack.
by ShellyC September 10, 2016
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Bum Plumber

Commonly used to describe a man (male) who demonstrates extrodinary skills in being gay (Homosexual).
Wow Rick you really are the gayest person I know, You Fucking Bum Plumber.
by BMOUNZ June 22, 2006
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Joe The Plumber

A person that either:

1) protends of being every day lower to middle class yet makes a butt load of cash ($250k+).

2) is unclear on the concept of taxable income versus business revenues (one is taxable, the other is not the value to which your taxes are based). Joe Plumber fails to realize if he collects $250k for his services, he is only taxed on the profits which are assuredly far less that $250k.
Example 1:
Joe the Plumber: Hey man, these taxes stink. I made $260k last year and because of Obama, I had to pay slightly higher taxes on the $10k above the first $250k.

Joe Six Pack: Yeah, that's rough. At my house we are having squirrel stew since we can't afford food.


Example 2:
Joe the Plumber: Damn, I made $260k last year and now I gotta pay more taxes.

Joe Bag-o-donuts: You made $260k? How come you don't have a house, sweet ride, or hot wife?

Joe the Plumber: Oh well, that's just what I collected. I only brought home like $40k.

Joe Bag-o-donuts: You suck at math.
by nuttzy999 February 20, 2009
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Joe The Plumber

A JACK-LEG, "under the table" plumber who should have stayed out of the national spotlight because he has no plumbing license and owes back taxes. Neither presidential candidate owes him anything.
Dear IRS,

I am sending you this formal letter requesting a 90 day extension on paying my taxes. My intentions are not to pull a "Joe The Plumber" and go to prison. In the mean time, I promise not to go out of my way to meet a presidential candidate and make demands on him, while I am engaging in illegal activities.

Sincerely,

C-DOGG
by CMath February 23, 2009
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Plumber

The man who shows up at the door in pornos. This situation is generally the pretense for some real xxx.
"Plumber? I didn't call for a Plumber!"
by Scripple021 May 6, 2004
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