Once you've gone down on a girl and made her squirt you're said to have earnt your Platinum Wings. They are very rare, yet highly sort after.
"Went down on that bird last night, she squirted right in my face. I loved it."
"You dirty dog! You're the first person I know to get their Platinum Wings, well done Captain."
"You dirty dog! You're the first person I know to get their Platinum Wings, well done Captain."
by That Guy Babaganoosh September 26, 2006
When a YouTube video has reached 1,000,000 views. Usually a sign that the video is, in some way, worth watching.
1). "Kid Hit in the Nuts" is platinum on YouTube? Gotta watch that.
2). Tay Zonday's classic 21st century, postmodern masterpiece, "Chocolate Rain," was forever etched into public consciousness when it reached 1,000,000 views and attained YouTube Platinum.
2). Tay Zonday's classic 21st century, postmodern masterpiece, "Chocolate Rain," was forever etched into public consciousness when it reached 1,000,000 views and attained YouTube Platinum.
by Tha Young Don 305 April 9, 2009
by A fuckin men to that June 10, 2006
Something from a previous time that is cool, and will always be cool. While most retro styles and things go out of fashion, something that is retro platinum will remain cool indefinitely. This does not describe something that only one person thinks will be cool forever, it has to be a general consensus.
Ex. 1
Guy 1: What the hell is on your shirt? Is that hello kitty?? That's really gay dude.
Guy 2: It's a Sonic the Hedgehog t-shirt and there is no way you can call that gay. By all means you can call hello kitty gay, and if I lost a bet I might wear a t-shirt with that cat on it but Sonic is retro platinum. Communist.
Guy 1: Oh ok, I only caught a glimpse of it. I love Sonic, I used to play that shit on my Game Gear all the time!
Ex. 2
Guy 1: Man I just bought a 10,000 Pokemon cards on eBay for $50! Including a holographic Charizard!
Guy 2: Dude, Pokemon are really gay...
Guy 1: What are you talking about man, Pokemon are retro platinum!
Guy 3: No, he's right, they're just gay.
Guy 1: What the hell is on your shirt? Is that hello kitty?? That's really gay dude.
Guy 2: It's a Sonic the Hedgehog t-shirt and there is no way you can call that gay. By all means you can call hello kitty gay, and if I lost a bet I might wear a t-shirt with that cat on it but Sonic is retro platinum. Communist.
Guy 1: Oh ok, I only caught a glimpse of it. I love Sonic, I used to play that shit on my Game Gear all the time!
Ex. 2
Guy 1: Man I just bought a 10,000 Pokemon cards on eBay for $50! Including a holographic Charizard!
Guy 2: Dude, Pokemon are really gay...
Guy 1: What are you talking about man, Pokemon are retro platinum!
Guy 3: No, he's right, they're just gay.
by MikeBGSU June 3, 2009
An act of sexual vengeance in which the performer, while having his or her salad tossed, farts the residual juices from his or her high colonic into the mouth of his or her unsuspecting partner.
Jack: Hey, Neil. How're you and Caroline doing?
Neil: Aw, man. Fucking bitch cheated on me.
Jack: Oh! Sorry to hear!
Neil: That's ok, man. I hit her with a platinum foghorn last night. Even, Stephen.
Neil: Aw, man. Fucking bitch cheated on me.
Jack: Oh! Sorry to hear!
Neil: That's ok, man. I hit her with a platinum foghorn last night. Even, Stephen.
by Beige Panic November 9, 2009
noun: The highest form of Hossery that one can obtain. Platinum Hosses can't get wet, can't be hit by cars, and can walk on water.
"C'mon Eric, You could be the first Platinum Hoss ever."
"Eric Reinke became the first ever Platinum Hoss when he swam across the Mississippi River."
"Eric Reinke became the first ever Platinum Hoss when he swam across the Mississippi River."
by Matt Ruben January 4, 2005
A vagina that is superior to all other vaginas. If a woman claims to have a platinum vagine put a ring on it. This often correlates with sexual abilities that are solid gold.
Cashier: "May I please swipe your platinum?"
Platinum vagine owner: "Only if you pay the insertion fee."
Platinum vagine owner: "Only if you pay the insertion fee."
by HarryLutz March 17, 2017