plank

someone who is dum and burns there arm hair off.

your such a plank

by guy65483 February 9, 2017

Planking

The act of lying flat on your stomach, arms to your side, all extremities straight back, all in posing for pictures to put on Facebook or other social networking sites

Joe was planking on top of a park bench and posted the picture to Facebook.

by HACKAMUH October 31, 2011

Planking

When an individual person lays down, in a straight, face first position in an unusual place, whilst someone else takes a picture of this. These pictures are often used as profile pictures. Very popular in Australia, although frowned upon because of an unfortunate death involving a multi-story apartment and a window ledge.

dude, see that fence there, im going to plank on it, take a picture.
Aw man, i got some great planking photos

by detreblig October 6, 2011

Planking

The act of lying face down on an object while remaining rigid much like a plank of wood. Often, a photograph is taken of this act and posted on social media outlets. Often performed by lying on objects which are either completely awkward or dangerous, such as a basketball hoop or the middle of a road. The origins of planking can be traced back to the "lying down game" which has its roots in Japanese Anime.

Kyle: "Mike, I'm going to go planking on that stop sign over there!"

Mike: ".... dude, you're a faggot, no I will not take a picture of you being a douche bag."

Kyle: "But I will get so many comments on this picture of Facebook!"

Mike: *bertstare*

by YaboyMike November 21, 2011

Plank

Also known as crack cocaine, hard and boy.

Hey u got some plank??? I got plank for sale.

by Bosslady143 October 21, 2019

planking

The act of having one's picture taken while lying down flat as a "plank" on some surface, generally in a public place.

Man, that girl is really photogenic. I know dude, especially when she is planking.

by Bod_of_a_God October 8, 2011

Planking

When one lies in a stiff horizontal position (sometimes naked) on random objects or in random places. Eg) Walls, hedges, fire hydrants, cars, fences, lights, signs, trolleys etc. Usually accompanied by someone who takes a photo and posts it on the internet.

Catherine: dude can we go planking next week end in the city?

Emma: yeah that's MADD! Let's plank on the mcdonalds drive though sign!

by Shrimpyy June 9, 2011