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Pistachiownage

N: The act of kicking someone in the nuts.
NED: I just got kicked in the nuts...
ED: Oh no - that's pistachiownage!
by Znoosle June 21, 2006
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pictacious

-I'm feeling quite pictacious today.

-Do you want to take some pictures, I'm feeling pictacious.

(how I invented this word- aha..I was thinking of how to describe being in the mood to take a picture...and I just typed pictacious..so use it!!)
by ashleighAcutorsion April 12, 2011
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Pistachios

The Single most addicting snack ever

they look like little green penuts but DO NOT BE FOOLED!

they are really little green alien seeds sent to earth so that once one becomes addicted and eats enough they will explode and little alien babies shall run free...

Thee aliens plan on harvesting the seeds in 2012
FUCK MAN I FUCKING ADDICTED TO THOSE DAMN PISTACHIOS!
by Troya! February 23, 2009
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pistacides

The Vapour and/or peripheral splatterings of urine one indures at a crowded urinal
Hey dude whats with those weird yellow splotches on your flarred corderoys?

Oh shit, its pistacides from that airport urinal pissfest I had to indure....Fuck it
by bennycnz May 20, 2010
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pustacheo

A crude sex act involving a man with a mustache, an oreo cookie and a vagina. First the oreo cookie is inserted in the vagina. Next the man with the mustache feeds from the vagina as best he can and tries to ingest the oreo cookie. If all is successful, then the act is considered a pustacheo.
man one- "Hey I just walked in on Hitler last night with his mistress! He was eating an oreo cookie out of her vagina! I should try that sometime!"

man two- "What?!?! you've never had a pustacheo?"
by cavemann December 13, 2008
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Pusstachio

When you're so deep your nuts are in her pussy.
That bitches vagina was so big I could give her a pusstachio and she wouldn't even know it.
by ballsintitties January 6, 2009
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Pistachioism

A totally awesome religion in which the practice consists of eating lots and lots of pistachios and having other people mooch pistachios off of you.
The bigger your mound of pistachio shells on your desk, the more impressive and / or hungry you are.
Also commonly done instead of work that we should probably doing, mainly in Science class.

Founders of Pistachioism : Annie & Michele
( because we are that cool )
Instead of doing Physics work in the back row, we all practice a little Pistachioism instead.
by Annie and Michele March 19, 2008
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