Piddle

Like baby pee. Used for when others are so weak that they weaken the proper formed and spirited humans to their creepy ugly immature level by being present. An apathetic boring and weak attitude that doesn't shop or dress catlytically.

I was hung ho to finish a work out and design gymnast stirrup silverlake sandals, but then the piddle conformists showed up and I cried about being weak and ugly dressed to fit in with them.

by VOR GUARDIAN OF THE CHOSEN SCROLLS September 10, 2021

Piddle

A dick!

STFUATTP. Shut the fuck up and take this piddle.

by Piddlebaby23 October 13, 2023

Piddle

Noun. A dry area of glitter that resembles a puddle, but is dry and full of glitter.

There’s a piddle here from where that glitter spilled out!

by Hooliganasm November 06, 2021

Piddle

an expression used to inform someone you have encountered an issue involving only yourself.

'I am in a bit of a piddle'

by licherlay July 18, 2022

Tickle the Piddle

The act of jerking off, also known as a guy beating his meat.

Do you tickle the piddle often?

by The Legendary Donatella Icono June 12, 2023

Piddled

Le instantaneous reaction that occurs when in the heaviest state of fright resulting in the smallest excretion bodily fluids

I did everything I can to get away I was cornered and once the beating commenced I piddled right when it started

by Zaddy Luar June 06, 2021