Pick

A triangular or tear dropped shaped piece of plastic use to pluck the stings of a guitar. At first glance they appear inanimate ordinary plastic; however guitar picks are actually made from a very rare from of sentient plastic that has a tendency to roam around when left unattended. Their adventures can last up to two full weeks, and while most picks usually return to their place of origin, a poor sense of direction cause many to become lost, and some even intentionally run away. Picks also have a unique telepathic ability and can sense peoples joy, the more one enjoys using a particular pick, the more likely it is to abandon its owner.

I just bought 200 picks at the music store, by the time I actually went to play guitar I could only find one.

by StarFox69 November 4, 2013

Guitar Pick

It doesn't matter how many you have, how many you want, or how many you need. You will always lose them.

Randy bought a set of 100 custom made guitar picks last week. He now has three.

by cookieraider21 March 12, 2015

pick up the phone

be available or come through for someone

Person One: I really trust you dawg. I feel like you’re always gonna be there for me.

Person Two: Of course bro. I’m always gonna pick up the phone for you.

by ShoulderBoulder December 16, 2019

pick me girl

a woman who acts misogynistic because she wants men to be attracted to her. pick me girls often also defend incels.

Emily: did you hear Joanne calling me a whore earlier and telling me to get back to the kitchen?
Grace: ugh she’s such a pick me girl!

by gdjsgjsvd May 15, 2020

the pick of destiny

A guitar pick made of green ivory or some shit that will allow the person wielding it to play hot licks way beyond his capabilities. It's actually made of Satan's tooth. Tenacious D broke it in half, but later severed Satan's horn to replace the pick as the bong of destiny.

'Cause it's the pick of Destiny, child, you know that we'll be rockin' 'cuz it's fuckin' insane...

by ari-fairy April 2, 2007

gwick pick

When you yank your hot dog until squeeb comes out of it.

Eric gwick picked in Mr. David's butt.

by Shrimp Biscuit June 10, 2008

You pick the wrong house fool.

You fucked up.

You fucked up matey/You pick the wrong house fool.

by Big Smoke Hates CJ June 16, 2019