Phan

Shorthand for orphan. Usually used in the form of #phan. Used when you are on read and they don’t reply for hours on end. Simulating that you’ve been abandoned as if you were a suckling babe at the orphanage.

Ben calling Lawn: Hey lawn, I’m currently in county for molesting a Chinese wire extension tomato support.

Lawn: Oh god what happened?

Ben: I just fucking told you dingus.

Lawn: …

Ben: Hello? They’re about to take me away for a hard 30, I need help.

Ben: #phan

Lawn: Sorry, I was watching this random lady rub rocks on the screen and I was feeling it’s magical effects on my left glabella. Did you try vajazzling it with some bath bomb jewelry?

Judge: GUILTY!!!

by Bennehftw December 5, 2022

Pank Drank

A "gangster" way of saying Pepto Bismol. A term created by the famouse street rappers Bloodbath and Roadrash of Bradenton, Florida

"sippin on that pank drank, I chug it when my booty stank"

by Mokonax November 3, 2007

Pank

Verb: The act of wanking while releasing your bowels

Ross: Why were you so long in the toilet?
Pete: Oh sorry, I was having a pank...

by thebiggerwhoreface May 28, 2009

pank

in a video game, to dominate the enemy players with flair, violence, and aggression.

Boys we are absolutely frying tonight, we’ve got so many kills.

Yeah man, we are absolutely panking right now.

by aquaxanasux January 16, 2021

phanacorn

the phanacorn is a fairy unicorn. i thought of the word with my friend one day. we are obsessed with unicorns and faires. so we put them together and got"Phanacorn"

a phanacorn-a unicorn with pointy ears and dainty wings

by lover girl 2000 May 7, 2011

Pankeel

A chill, funny and weird dude who is very laid back and enjoys spending his time indoors playing games or watching shows/movies. Has his funny moments and will carry them to his grave never to outlive his own jokes. Will do anything to prove a point. Tries to act like he gives no fucks but secretly really cares about everything around him. Knows what he wants in life but puts in just enough effort to achieve it, nothing more and nothing less. Nevertheless, he is very good at what he does be it video games or his occupation. He is a dog, lover but personally would never own one. He seeks financial happiness over general happiness.

Guy 1: "All he does is watch tv and play video games!"
Guy 2: "He must be a Pankeel"

by 1ofdabois January 16, 2021

Squally Pank

A woman who is liberated from feminism. A woman who is free and confident enough to be herself and does not need other women to support her. To be sexually intelligent.

FRIEND : Yo dude that guy just patted your mother on the but
YOU : Man she's a squally Pank she loves being drooled over.
FRIEND : Really?
YOU : if she didn't like it she'd let them know

by Alek Hidell May 30, 2007