golden phallic object

the supposedly rarest type of phallic object you can find in Dank Memer.

the description for the golden phallic object:
"Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!"

by someone out there who is bored June 28, 2021

giganto phallicism

the state of having a giant phallus; figuratively, bold as a man with a giant phallus

I couldn't keep denying the Holocaust after facing such poor reception. Ahmedinejad must have a case of giganto phallicism.

by Jaggers September 24, 2009

Phallic Compensation

When a man with small genitals overcompensates when attempting to attract a member of the opposite sex.

When Sal told me he was taking a girl he met to the Celine Dion concert, I knew he was a victim of phallic compensation.

by tactrash June 19, 2008

Phallic Column

The penis is considered the phallic column.

Most men have phallic columns.

by Rofoman May 18, 2006

phallicating

to phallicate with an object.

OMFG dood quit phallicating with my bed.

by Bobley January 16, 2008

phallicle

a tentacle resembling a penis

That tentacle porn had multiple, gynormous phallicles.

by tehtwistedkitteh January 28, 2009

phallicacy

an object that is intentionally designed to look like the male reproductive organ.

"at her birthday party, she decided on making her cake a phallicacy"

by sirsnipsnip May 13, 2022