National beat the crap out of tall people day 

On October 23rd, you can beat the crap out of anyone over 5’6”

Consent not needed.

“I’m going to beat the crap out of you.”
“Wtf why?”
“It’s National beat the crap out of tall people day”

National beat the crap out of tall people day by Sponge87 October 21, 2021

November 27th National tell all the broken people something kind 

The day where you tell someone that is broken something kind<3

Jeremy: Hey Gerald you look very nice today.

Gerald: How kind of you but why are you telling me this?

Jeremy: It’s November 27th national tell all the broken people something kind day

November 27th National tell all the broken people something kind by Totally not your mom November 7, 2021

National beat the shit out of short people day 

Beat the shit out of anyone under the height of 5’4, they aren’t allowed to fight back or run away.

National beat the shit out of short people day

Fuck short people.

National beat the shit out of short people day by Not Shre July 1, 2022

National Throw Short People Day

OCTOBER 24 - grab your friend and throw them, drag

them, or do anything to them because they're short!

Must be 5'4 or over to throw someone. Everyone under...

you better hide.

Girl1: hey it’s October 24th :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day:)
Girl 2: please don’t

National Throw Short People Day by scuffsuccs October 24, 2020

National Yeet short people day 

On November 12 you can throw any person under 5,4 with no permission needed, Similar to that of national throw short people day and is just another excuse to abuse short people.

“Ayyyyy John how’s it be”
“Not great every Mf be throwing me for sum reason”

“Well mf it National Yeet short people day shoulda drank milk as kid bitch”

National Yeet short people day by Baaabbby. November 11, 2021

National Throw Short People Day

On October 21st you can throw anyone 5’5”and under with no permission needed

What day is today?
Why its national throw short people day of course

National Throw Short People Day by Fjsogkrnfnk October 18, 2021

National Hold Short People Day 

After October 21, which was throw short people day, October 22 you can hold anyone under 5’4 with no permission needed (Out of apology for the day before Oct 22)

Prepare to be held for it is National Hold Short People Day

National Hold Short People Day by AyoooitsMay October 16, 2021