Pencil stache

The end result of a feeble attempt at growing a real mustache.

“Did you see Jake’s attempt to grow a mustache during no shave November?” “Yeah, it was pretty bad, it was just a pencil stache”

by Lootmon November 23, 2019

Black pencil

Black pencil is a term used in the united station of Amerima.

Black pencil is my favorit penicl

by Cool aid drinking monkey May 9, 2023

Angry Pencil

Slang for the infamous black tip ammunition used in 5.56x45mm. Illegal for the general public and therefor is spoken in slang.

A: "You've should have seen how i test fired my angry pencils last week!"

B: "I'm calling the ATF"

by TheGreatBatman September 8, 2021

diarrhea pencils

A term referring to dreadlocks worn by one who is not part of a reggae band; Hair extensions

That patchwork mama's diarrhea pencils were dripping sweat all over me during the show, what a wookie ho.

Thomas Davis had to drag Ricky Williams down by his diarrhea pencils to get the tackle.

After sliding into home Manny Ramirez's diarrhea pencils were covered in dirt.

by tommy Ghostbuster January 3, 2009

pencil neck

Someone who either:
1. Has a neck as thin as a pencil. Is used as an insult on anyone though.
2. Is a pussy. You know, lack's bravery, courage and shit.

1. "Check out that Pencil Neck."
"Hey Pencil Neck, pass tha bong."
2. "Just jump! Ah' ya fucken Pencil Neck!"

by Diego August 25, 2003

pencil dick

Someone with a long but extremely thin penis, resembling a pencil.

wow, all lenghth no body, what a pencil dick.

by James August November 27, 2007

mechanical pencil

A pencil you do not sharpen. You simply click twist or push down to replace your dull or broken graphite. Most college kids use these to avoid getting up over and over.

old man"i've been sharping this pencil for 10 minutes and its still not getting sharp"
Community College Student: "here bra just click it and sit your old ass down.
old man "whats this?"
Student: "a mechanical pencil, they cost thousands of dollars and are from Uranus now you owe me"
Old man "Can I pay you in 5 easy payments"
Student "uuuugh I guess"

by Rebecka.wicker. January 16, 2009