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“Call the police I can’t find my baby and I’ve just seen pervy pete leave the building”
Pete: “if you want I’ll babysit for you tonight”
Normal Person: “Fuck off or I’ll stab you in the eye and get the old bill on you. And how the hell did you get into my house?”
Pete: “oh haven’t you got a cute kid”
Translation:” I’m gonna eat your baby”
Pete: “I’m in the mood for a good night out and a bit of romance”
Translation: “I’m gonna break into your house tonight, kill your cat and drink its blood and then rape your mum”
Pete: “I watched this really good documentary last night”
Translation: “I finally got that web cam working in your bedroom”
“Hey man did you just fart?”
“No, pete just came in”
Pete: “I love my mum”
Translation: “I keep her body under the bed”
Pete: “Me and my dad get on so well”
Translation: “He taught me how to groom kids and not leave any evidence behind”
Pete: “Don’t you just love the smell of rain?”
Translation: “BATH TIME!”
Pete: “Hey luv its been 3 months since we started seeing each other, shall we go out and celebrate”
Girlfriend: “Look, I don’t know who you are or where you came from, I swear I won’t tell the police just please untie me and let me see my mum, I only went out for some milk”.
Pete: “I love Halloween”
Translation: “Chereece has her birthday on Halloween and there are lots of young kids wandering the street”
“Call the police I can’t find my baby and I’ve just seen pervy pete leave the building”
Pete: “if you want I’ll babysit for you tonight”
Normal Person: “Fuck off or I’ll stab you in the eye and get the old bill on you. And how the hell did you get into my house?”
Pete: “oh haven’t you got a cute kid”
Translation:” I’m gonna eat your baby”
Pete: “I’m in the mood for a good night out and a bit of romance”
Translation: “I’m gonna break into your house tonight, kill your cat and drink its blood and then rape your mum”
Pete: “I watched this really good documentary last night”
Translation: “I finally got that web cam working in your bedroom”
“Hey man did you just fart?”
“No, pete just came in”
Pete: “I love my mum”
Translation: “I keep her body under the bed”
Pete: “Me and my dad get on so well”
Translation: “He taught me how to groom kids and not leave any evidence behind”
Pete: “Don’t you just love the smell of rain?”
Translation: “BATH TIME!”
Pete: “Hey luv its been 3 months since we started seeing each other, shall we go out and celebrate”
Girlfriend: “Look, I don’t know who you are or where you came from, I swear I won’t tell the police just please untie me and let me see my mum, I only went out for some milk”.
Pete: “I love Halloween”
Translation: “Chereece has her birthday on Halloween and there are lots of young kids wandering the street”
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