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Peanut Butter Knife 

The knife you used to make a peanut butter sandwhich that you set near the sink, because you’re not sure if you’re done using it. Can be used metaphorically to refer to something else.
•“Hey don’t do dishes, my peanut butter knife is by the sink. I might be hungry later.”

•“If you don’t want to be friends with her again why don’t you just deny her friend request?”
“Well, I might want to sleep with her again at some point sooo, lol. *shrug* She’s my peanut butter knife.”

“I made sure to leave on good terms with my old job in case I need them to be my peanut butter knife next summer.”
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peanut butter spoon 

I don't know if it's a thing but it sounds like it should be.
oh hey Charely, you got a peanut butter spoon?
peanut butter spoon by sum-1 September 18, 2020

Peanut Butter Spoon 

The meal of peanut butter on a spoon - usually consumed due to being too lazy to care or too poor to afford an actual meal.
- "Hey man - want to grab some dinner"

- "Nah dude - I'm good - I already ate"

- "What'd you have"?

- "Peanut Butter Spoon"
Peanut Butter Spoon by Greekboy82 January 21, 2010

Peanut Butter Bratwurst 

When you are engaging in anal sex while your partner has to take a shit, and it gets shoved deeper into their rectum until it will no longer remain inside them, and it splashes out.
"Bro, what the hell was that? We were engaging in some hot anal sex! What's with all the shit?"

"Sorry bro. Didn't mean to give you a Peanut Butter Bratwurst."

Peanut Butter Party

The act of smearing peanut butter all over oneself and proceeding to have a 15 hooker gangbang.
I had a Peanut Butter Party last night and it was phenomenal!

Peanut Butter Bagel 

When a person receiving a rim job (which is where a person recieves oral pleasure to their anus) defecates into the performers mouth.
She gave a great rim job! She even wanted a peanut butter bagel!

Peanut butter face 

When a person, usually a female, wears so much makeup that it looks like she put a thin layer of peanut butter on her face.
"That girl wears a lot of makeup."
"She has a peanut butter face."