Penits

How an infant, or someone not well versed in English pronunciation, might pronounce the word "penis."

Two-year old: I yav a penits! RAWR!

by NinjaJoey October 16, 2008

peanuts

low-value coins or small change

a man recieves a few coins after he paid the bills, a friend: how much do you have left?
man: just some peanuts

by Montaque January 13, 2006

Breaks Out Celebratory Peanuts

A new online gag made up by a witty college student. Meant to be used online with * to express a time of joy or celebration.

"Yay a new member in our social group!!" *breaks out celebratory peanuts*

"Yay a new friend on my profile!!"
*breaks out celebratory peanuts*

by FlameMaster January 19, 2009

chocolate covered peanuts

A black man's testicles.

Look at those loose chocolate covered peanuts!

by Bulger March 23, 2005

packing peanuts

Polish drugs

Hey ziomek have any packing peanuts?

by Hoodrat12 May 16, 2016

un-salted peanuts

Pretty much the opposite of cashews

The yankee's winning period... ever... cause i hate them is just un-salted peanuts

by john fagerholm May 5, 2005

salty peanuts

sweaty man sack, sporty testicals.
often used by child molesters and homosexuals to describe a yearning for sexy time man explosions.
spoken: saltee peenitz (try to say penis but still say peanuts)

"umm, i just love salty peanuts"
"anybody got any salty peanuts, so salty in my mouth?"
or yelled at the bar "SALTY PEANUTS!!!"

by 6IXTY 1NE September 8, 2008